I will take an axe to this “mans” cock and split it right down the middle before hacking off his balls and shoving them down his throat.
Cheers guys <3
What is going on? You’ve got me concerned D:Bit of an incident. I’ve not been home since I left for work at 5am on Saturday morning and I’m only home now to pick up some things. I’m not handling being back very well at all.
garnetvengeance answered: Auuugh I’m so sorry hun I wish I could heeeelp D:
Like I said to the woman at the advice centre…I’m not going down without a fight.
He asked me if this halloween I’d be the Sarah to his Jareth.
KATHRYN I STEPPED ON A SLUG FOR THE FIRST TIME THE OTHER DAY I FELT EQUAL PARTS SAD AND GROSSED OUT I’M SORRY MR. SLUG I DIDN’T MEAN TO BUT IT WAS DARK
It’s okay. We’ve all accidentally murdered innocent insects or molluscs.
He knows you didn’t mean it.
He knows you’re biologically night vision impaired and not just, y’know, full of rage and fond of stompy shoes.
This has got to be my power animal.
aklfhasdfkdsfjhsd omg that last one slays me
I pity the person who owns this owl at hogwarts.
Cooking With Arpakasso! Episode 5: in which the Señor makes alpaca macarons, or alpacarons!
garnetvengeance said: okay that’s mildly terrifying in its accuracy
Oh my god, my face right now.
This isn’t even the polished product, this was literally the “quick closet version”.
Well that’s a disconcerting transformation. Well done!
Ohmygawsh that’s wonderful! :3 Have a fabulous time!
Oh and if you have space in your suitcase bring me back Kraft singles I HAD SOME TO BRING HOME AND I LEFT THEM IN THE FRIDGE I wanted to cry
OH NO D:
I will make sure to bring some back. Anything else you fancy?
garnetvengeance said: ??????????????????????
My grandma wants me to visit my friends and family so she’s giving my an early birthday/Christmas gift apparently.
WHICH ONE’S AKIRA
The Japanese one.
He’s the guy from Stevenage who I met up with at King’s Cross a little while back, bought me sushi.
Man, you make it sound like I know people.
WHO IS THIS ANYONE I KNOW?
IS IT DREADS BOY
BECAUSE PHONE-STALKER ASKING YOU OUT ISN’T NEWS
Bloody hell, no. I sincerely doubt that would ever happen.
And yes, you know of him. Akira.
WE NEED KRISTEN
MY FIRST THOUGHT.
90s Thor vs David Lee Roth vs Jareth the Goblin King in a glam off.
I daresay this may be as good an idea as the codpiece crotch off…