I never made it to Dongmen. I just wandered and sat with my dollar bottle of JD and coke out is Dairy Queen like a sad laowai wondering where the hell I can get bleach/hair dye.

The answer is probably Dongmen.


Back out to Dongmen and on the search for Walmart in Bao’an. Actually feel cute for once!

This is the dirtiest drink I’ve had in China so far.

It actually is not ejaculate. It’s “fruit juice”. That doesn’t fill me with confidence. It tastes like dragonfruit and salt.

burlesqueheart inquired:
odd up to 21?

  • 1. Post a picture of u?
  • 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
    I don’t really have a tremendous preference here but I tend to form more lasting bonds with women.
  • 5. Can you commit to one person?
  • 7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
    Black thong and a white dress cum nightgown because I owned a pair of pyjamas and a onesie…which ripped in the wash and my functional PJs are in the wash right now.
    The thong is for pseudo modesty whilst actually being a bit trashy, woo!
  • 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
    Neither recently. I only own skirts and dresses. Before I rarely wore sweats and owned 1 pair of jeans.
  • 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
    Bit of column A, bit of column B… I’m an introvert, so while I’m not intentionally, overly antisocial, sometimes I just need a break to recharge.
  • 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
    I can be. If I have the energy I’m masterful, if I’m around people who know me well I’m still quite good, if I secretly want people to know what I’m feeling I’m sometimes still too good at masking them. If I’ve had enough I radiate the truth and absolutely suck at it.
    TL;DR - Depends upon my mood, but generally yes.
  • 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
    Depends upon the people. In general I care a little but if it’s people I love then I’m hugely affected.
  • 17. When was the last time you cried?
    With laughter: Today at that bloody ice bucket challenge. I’m bleeediiiiing.
    With sorrow: Today because I’d just had enough of Loring’s shit, had enough of being a laowai and feeling useless, unwanted, alienated.
  • 19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
    This is part of why I love circle lenses. I can whenever I want and HUGELY too. That’s good enough for me.
  • 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
    End of my day but I didn’t like having Loring refuse to go to school because I was the one taking him to the bus.

safe blanket fort

and fish face


My babyyyyyyy

Dis corset…

Performing Arts Society Initiations 2013

AKA How to accidentally assault people when out and about on the town, both physically and mentally

Derpderpderp closet cosplay